Morning Letters

[minxybaby]

Dear Ottawa Motorists,

When you are driving through the city at 5:30am please turn OFF your high beams. The street lights are bright enough to light the road. If you still require to drive with your high beams on, please turn them off before you proceed to tail gate me.

If you are the car in front on the 417 on-ramp, please increase your speed so that I can merge safely onto the highway. An appropriate speed would be anything faster than 60km.

Thank you,

Road Rage Minxy

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Attention Building Employees,

If you are only going up or down one floor, please use the stairs. It takes me too much time to stop on every single floor for you. I work around 2 floors everyday and I always take the stairs. I wish I worked a floor up from the main level so that I could take the stairs all the time. The only time I do take the elevator is when I have to go up or down 10 floors.

When you have to wait for an elevator, that means there are people inside it. Please step back away from the doors and let us out.

If you must stop to chit chat in the hallway, please move to a corner or somewhere else out of the way. It’s very annoying to have to squeeze through a crowd just to use the ladies room.

Sincerely,

Stair Climbing Minxy

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To The Manager Of The Grocery Store Near My House,

Please put out fresh bags of milk. It seems that every time I go to your store for milk, it’s all expiring present day or next day. Yesterday (06 Sep 05) my expiry options were: Jul 21, Sep 06, or Sep 09. As much as I like milk, I don’t think I can drink 4 litres in 2 1/2 days. If your milk doesn’t have an expiry tag (clip), please take it off the shelf rather than tying it in a knot and hoping some sucker will buy your rancid milk anyways.

A quick mopping on your floors wouldn’t hurt either.

Yours truly,

Grocery Shopping Minxy

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